Mighty Magmasaurus
Okay, I know it’s not a real update.
My newest dear friend Diana gave me this as a vacation parting gift and I thought I’d share it with everyone.
The directions on back read:
1. Pull rubber tab from canister.
2. Fill canister with water (must be less than 95 F).
3 When volcano stops erupting the Magmasaurus will be revealed.
4. Pour off the water and refill the canister with fresh water.
5. After 72 hours, the dinosaur will have grown to its full size.
Lookit that thing go. Come back Friday to see the Mighty Magmasaurus revealed!
That’s impossible. Everybody knows the Magmasaurus has been extinct for hundreds of years.
When they remake JURASSIC PARK one day, the lab scene had better be filled with these cool canisters.
@Scientist Guy: MOSTLY extinct. Kinda like mostly dead. Obviously there’s a concerted breeding effort on the part of Toysmith Group, World Market, and the buying public as well.
@ John: Yeah. Forget all that DNA in amber stuff! Magic Volcanism is the way to go.